On the lighter side .... My stab at an SNL routine

Daily "debriefing" at the White House

Obama to aide:  Soooo, got the checklist?

Aide:  Yessir.  Got it.

Obama:  Okay, let's see ..... Has Putin been warned again today?

Aide:  Check.

Obama:  Is Biden still contained ... have you checked the lock on his room lately?

Aide:  Did it myself, Sir.

Obama:  Time to feed the media some more of that "war on women" crap.  Better get on that today.

Aide:  Yessir.

Obama:  IRS emails destroyed?

Aide:  Check.

Obama:  Reid got his payoff?

Aide:  Check.

Obama:  Before I forget, if Hillary calls, I'm not in.  Okay?

Aide:  Got her on The List, Sir.    

Obama:  How about the Obamacare numbers ....are they cooked enough yet?  Gotta hit 7 mil. by Tuesday.  Except remember .... I don't know anything.  Got that?  

Aide:  Yessir.  

Obama:  Be sure to let the networks know I'll want some primetime to crow about our enrollment success.  

Aide:  Yessir.  Except they may not .....

Obama:  Hmmmmmm ...... Didn't we mention sending a plate of those pot-laced brownies over to the DOJ ..... did that happen?  

Aide:  Yessir.

Obama:  Did ya save one for me?

Aide:  Inside piece, Sir.  Just like you like 'em.

Obama:  Good, good.  Oh, and by the way, be sure Michelle doesn't see that case of Marlboros I ordered.

Aide:  Never, Sir.

Obama:  Okie dokie then ..... looks good.  I'm hitting' the greens.  See ya tomorrow.

Aide:  Enjoy, Sir.